Stuff and Junk

RSS
All the time.

All the time.

(Source: inspiring-posts)

fcebk:

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

IM CHOKING ON TERIYAKI CHICKEN IN PUBLIC JESUS CHRIST


Truth.

fcebk:

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

IM CHOKING ON TERIYAKI CHICKEN IN PUBLIC JESUS CHRIST

Truth.

Appointment made. It’s going to be a very long three weeks. Maybe we should just be those people that act like they’re twenty-something their entire lives. That is clearly what nature is telling us.

Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

bootycap:

oh my god

Holy fuck, this is outstanding.

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

Awwww da bunny!

Having one of those moments where I want us to sell everything and run away. Start somewhere new and fresh where I’m not around families and babies and the “american dream.”

I can haz plz?

I can haz plz?

… Can suggest lesser quality eggs…

[Gun noises]

I want…. want.

(Source: starlorrd)

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Chris Pratt French Braids Intern’s Hair During ‘ET’ Interview

I would give almost anything to have Chris Pratt braid my hair…. for hours.  Many, many hours.  Of hair braiding. 

Fuck. I think I lost everything from my phone. The part that bothers me the most is losing my text histories. There’s a lot of memories there and I’m really freaking out about losing them.